I gave myself a deadline of June 30th to have sex. I'm not sure I can realistically keep this, but I am damn sure going to try. I don't know why, but I keep on talking to these men and everything is all good and then all of a sudden, poof! They disappear into the ether. I do not know why this is happening, but I feel like half of the reason I'm so tense all the time is because I haven't seen a real life penis since February. I am going stir crazy. I'm on every dating site imaginable and I know I could just screw someone (example: a boy yesterday asked me to come over and make out with him), but I want a little romance... or at least the pretense of it. Buy me a drink, damnit!
Anyway, I don't really have anything that awesome to report, just the fact that sex is on my mind 24/7 so apologies if I don't pay attention to anything anyone is saying to me.
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