omg my life.

I haven't written in a bit because I'm exhausted and I've been drinking like whoa. What is my life? Anyway, I had a spectacularly unproductive weekend these past couple of days, but it was so much fun! Things that happened:

• I had a spa day with my work girls and it was blissful. ALL the catching up, tons of champagne, a body wrap, and a pitstop at the Riptide to end the night. So many favorite things!
• I had a threesome. I guess I should blog about it, but I'm kind of tired, so I'm not going to. If you know me IRL, just ask! Maybe I'll write about it later. There was a guy. And another girl. I didn't know either of them. It was fun. Yeah...
• I got my urban hiking in on Saturday and was generally a hermit. I have 4 new books to read and I had to get cracking.
• Sunday brunch was glorious. There was too much alcohol, too much ice cream, and too much napping. Also pretty sure I'll never be allowed in Absinthe again. 
• There is this kid who will not stop texting me about how badly he wants to go down on me. He keeps using that emoji with the tongue sticking out and I immediately dry up like the Sahara every time I see it. Gross.

That's all folks!